*OMG UN-fucking-CANNY

Half of the time I feel like
Just like*
The bin had to be removed because some idiot put brocken glass in it
Just like*
ruining it for everyone
Just like*
Shard and hard enough to say
Just like*
All Hell owes by the Tower
Just like*
I looked it up and even the Scarabaeus is just a fucking dung beetle
Just like*
rolling rolling rolling
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Put shards in my ball WTF you idiot!
Just like*
Not funny.
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D’you think I enjoy rolling the Big Beast’s excrement into a 1-bed for my baby?
Just like*
The sun the sun the sun, pushing the sun right across and pushing the son
Just like*
It’s’un cann I push it right (a cross) by pushing (what’s) left?
Just like*
Through the Brocken Spectre Effect, high above the clouds
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Trust me I tried, trickle trickle treat
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tickle tickle teat
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The Trickle fucking Down Effect isn’t that fucking great
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It’s non-stop dripping and my roof’s made of shit
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It’s non-stop dropping. In my position
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You’d be pretty fucking uncomfortable.
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You can stretch it, you can squeeze it, you can twist it.
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Orient all is m’
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y sense of orientation is my downfall as I’ve got no idea where I’m going what with 
Just like*
that ball of poo obscuring my view.
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Downfall, Not. As I’ve never been to the top, hat trick fucking cheek that, slap 
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£666 for a family my size
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London had to be removed because some idiot put brocken glass onto the Southbank.
Just like*
S’hard rain it in, said the jury.
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Hyper fluid capitalism will drop from the panels above you
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Verdict: Putty the windows in you idiot.
Just like*
You can even break it
Not like*
And out of the dirt we’ll rise again!
Just like*

The bin had to be removed, remember.

Let’s have coffee and talk loads

Lets have coffee and talk towards infinity or something.

Babe. Whats babe?
Babes babe is what it is.


Do you wanit in a for-here cup?

com com


mlady
mdamn a butterfly
I dont give a
sugar  sugar
honey honey
(stock prices on them sweet commodities gone up – im holding on)
candy girl
john candy died which is a shame i once had a gig with him
i danced around his fat torso while he
LED (me?) ON/Un
Leashed
Lash (Slash) Eye / I
but thats another story
board
the plain (toast is not my thing)
sugar&honey
the plane
bored
the plane as in no features
the plane as in flat flat flat
on board
everybody on board?
As I said I have a fan.
Im so hot,
OFF
So business is taking off.
(switch off all electronic devices)
Vices
MLady?
Oh Com Com!

NOW

Cup A

Just a nice cup of tea.
Isn’t automatically everyone’s cup of tea
                                                                 m Lady 1982 shades of beige. (Got hoodies made)
Just go figure the germs.
           (+n)            (-r)
Just you go ahead and pose the transmitted, the mitted (no touching / is mitted a Scrabble word)
The mitigating circumcision or did I mean circumference.

It takes me roughly 7 lines to get from scenes of domestic comfort to fucking hard and long.

Nah luv ta luv & all that. Come com–
promise and say making love, gently and briefly.

You gotta play with fire if you wanna get warm

Wharm is harm with a W.
Wham is Wharm without the r.
                                                  (we ever gonna dance again?)
The are
The arm, without the e- as in, IRL, d’you know.
In real life your arm around me would
Would, just would.
I’m not saying it did.
I’ve never said it ever will.
Will is another one of those tricky mates.
Will or not. I will, my will, won’t you? 

Mates is Hates with an extra letter. And one missing.
That’s how it goes.
Take one up, give one up.

I’m talking about the mates that have said: “we’re only mates, relax”